Epic Failure

One has never failed so hard as this guy. I don't understand why the doctors even attempted to stitch his balls and scrotum back on. People like him shouldn't be allowed to procreate.

Would-be gangster shoots off own manhood | Ananova

A would-be gangster shot himself in the crutch [crotch] when his gun went off half cocked in his pocket.

Lukas Neuhardt, 27, had forgotten to put the safety catch on when he stuffed the gun into his trouser pocket to impress pals in Saarbruecken, Germany.

He told paramedics that a masked mugger had blasted him in the crutch [crotch] in a bungled robbery.

But police found a hole in his statement when they saw that the gunshot had miraculously left his trousers intact.

"Instead there was a charred hole in his pocket so either it was the shot of the century or he did it himself," said a police source.

Now - after surgeons stitched his manhood back together - he's facing up to three years in jail for breaching Germany's tough new anti gun laws.

Submitted by: Jay