Translation:
Guy: Is there sound? Is there picture?
Girl: yes yes yes
Guy: good good
Girl: Hey Baby
Guy: Hi
Girl: Your office is really empty tonight
Guy: Yea, everybody is out eating dinner, I have a report to write
Girl: That's 'such suffering'
Guy: Yaaa
Girl: So do you miss me?
Guy: Of course I do!... AH! THERE'S A COCKROACH!
[background falls over]
Girl: YOU ARE TRICKING ME AGAIN! You're playing Mah Jong again!