CARVER VS VALLEY

Holy. Crap. Now, I'm not going to lie; the douche in orange who tripped the guy in the beginning and then proceeded to push the white jersey player a few seconds later deserved to be punched in the face, but the fans? Really?

Uncomfortable Ultimate Fighter Interview

Oh sweet, dry-humping interviews on the 6 o'clock evening news!

Jen Kwok - Funny Fat Girl

Jen Kwok creates this comedic song about a Funny Fat Girl trapped inside a little skinny Asian girl, haha. Very hilarious! Be sure to check out her other videos! Enjoy!

Mike Song Nintendo Wii Tutting Routine

Mike Song creates this hilarious dance to the tune of the Mii characters on the Wii. I'm pretty sure the ladies were all over him after this, no sarcasm! Haha.

Bike Too Slow For Ramp

Whoa buddy! Too much turbo!

Evian Roller Babies international version

Sick commercial!

Bleeding Billboard

This is crazy creepy, but I guess it was effective according to the message at the end of the video... Interesting.. creepy, but very interesting.

Airbag Prank

This is pure GENIUS! Hahahah, 3...2...1...BLAST OFF! Hahah!

Train vs. Tornado

The description of the video:

Hundreds of tons of steel vs. one of natures fiercest phenomenons. Once the rain starts coming down, there's no turning back.

Truthfully, I was expecting worse, but nonetheless, it's still awesome footage.

Typical CNN Frontpage News

America at its finest! Really, though? The whole front page about entertainment crap??? Sad...

Call of Duty in Real Life

Hahaha, I think all FPS gamers around the world have run into this situation at least once in their lifetimes, hahah.

The $400 Million Club

Pretty interesting; especially with Titanic. It opened in only a few areas, yet it had the highest yield of them all! I wonder how far Transformers 2 will go...?



Submitted by: Jerry

Hitler finds out Michael Jackson has died.

Even Hitler misses MJ... Oh God, this has so many lol's my stomach couldn't take it! Hahaha.

Valve Will Never Ask For Your Password...

An oldie, but oh such a goodie! This never ceases to make me laugh. br0kenrabbit pretty much won the entire internet with this chatlog, hahaha.

Source: Mwahahah (milk comes out of nose)

br0kenrabbit says:
hi

Greg_ValveOLS says:
good evening

br0kenrabbit says:
What's ip?

br0kenrabbit says:
up?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
my name is greg a member of the valve online Support team

br0kenrabbit says:
On MSN?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
yes :)

br0kenrabbit says:
Why?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
we logged multiple ips from your account and ned to verifi your information

br0kenrabbit says:
My information?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
we believe someone may have stolen your account mmmm you havent shared youre account infomation with anyone have you?

br0kenrabbit says:
No. I don't even have it written down.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
hmmm maybe a keylogger on you r PC then maybe you need a format?

br0kenrabbit says:
Well...

Greg_ValveOLS says:
if you can verify your account information to me i can insure that only your ip have access to it Its a new security feature were trying because this happens so muchlogin names and passwords aint safe anymroe You know. L:)

br0kenrabbit says:
Well

Greg_ValveOLS says:
dont worry this connect it secure

br0kenrabbit says:
Can I be honest with you, Greg?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
k

br0kenrabbit says:
Look, I don't know how you go this MSN account name, don't really care, either.

br0kenrabbit says:
Unlike you, I DO work for Valve. Trace my ip and you'll see.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
huh?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
bs

br0kenrabbit says:
Trace it.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
how

br0kenrabbit says:
Start/run/cmd type Tracert and then my IP address and hit enter.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
oh k

br0kenrabbit says:
As an employee, I know that Valve employees will NEVER contact users over MSN. I also know a valve employee will NEVER ask a user for his/her username and password.

br0kenrabbit says:
I'm putting a temporary hold on your Steam account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
why?

br0kenrabbit says:
Have you read the ToS?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
Tod?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
tos

br0kenrabbit says:
terms of service

Greg_ValveOLS says:
were?

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg, this is a serious infraction against the Tos. You are at risk of losing your account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
why

br0kenrabbit says:
I just told you why

Greg_ValveOLS says:
:(

br0kenrabbit says:
I need some information from you if you want me to unlock you account. I'm going to write you up but I will only suspend you account for three days, since this is your first infraction, okay?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
k

br0kenrabbit says:
First, what is the name the account is registered to. Not the user name, the persons real name who created the account. This is for verification purposes.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxx xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Is this you?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
Are you the only user of this account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay, and what is the username

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay.

br0kenrabbit says:
I see you have purchased a few of our games, thank you. :)

Greg_ValveOLS says:
some. dude

Greg_ValveOLS says:
m

br0kenrabbit says:
Do you always log on from the same IP?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
And who is your internet providers, your ISP?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Thank you. One moment, please, let me verify this information.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
am i gonna be bale to play 2nite?

br0kenrabbit says:
What is your city of residence?

br0kenrabbit says:
That depends on if you cooperate. You're doing fine so far.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Illinios?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
yes

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. And what is the password associated with this account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. Do not try to log into steam. If you are connected now you need to log off.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
why

br0kenrabbit says:
So I can update your account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
can I play 2 nite

Greg_ValveOLS says:
clan fight

Greg_ValveOLS says:
wont win without me heh

br0kenrabbit says:
Heh. You'll have to wait a few minutes. Are you logged off?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. Give me just a moment.

br0kenrabbit says:
Try to log in now.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
k

Greg_ValveOLS says:
It says login failed wtf wtf!!@?

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
did u ban me???????????>WHY

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
what

br0kenrabbit says:
Valve will never ask for your username and password.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
what????

br0kenrabbit says:
I don't work for Valve dude, but you just got pwnt.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
omg dude wtf why?

br0kenrabbit says:
Why were you trying to steal my account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
i wanst

br0kenrabbit says:
Then why were you asking for my information?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
i was just making a joke but not cerious honest dude just give
my acount back pllllleeease i'm only 13 and save d up for like a year to buy it

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
dude pleas

Greg_ValveOLS says:
what

br0kenrabbit says:
Go mow some yards, bitch.

Submitted by: CorruptedSoul

Flooding Plus Giant Holes

Equals Funny! Haha, sucks to be her, eh?

It Just Hit Me...

So here I am, it's 11.30 at night (don't mind the timestamp of the blog) and it finally hits me that I'm a working man now. For the majority of my life, I would go to school, take a short break ranging from a week to 3 months and repeat the process. With the last couple of years, I would work in between the breaks, so there was always that "split" period, if you will, of changing it up in life; switching between school, work and some form of break, but now it finally hits me that there won't be that split. It's all the same now... Kind of depressing. All I do now is just work. Five days a week, 4 weeks a month, and twelve months a year, I'm essentially doing the same routine; going to work. There's no changing it up like in school. One quarter you're doing one class and then the next something totally different. With work, it's all the same basically. Yes, different situations happen that change it up during work, but in the end, it's the same; fixing computers. Oh well, such is life, right?

You're probably thinking so what, get back to posting videos and other forms of entertainment. I will, I just figured I would post my thoughts as well; weird, I know, but that's the beauty of this blog! It's about my life as well ;) haha. Anyways, I'll stop boring you with this nonsense and continue with the regular routine of posting up the entertainment. Just wanted to let you know that work isn't all that it's cracked up to be. Getting paid is nice, though!

Wall Flip Failure

HAHA! You lose! Good day, sir!

Cat and Ninja Chipmunk

Cat, meet your arch-nemesis "Ninja Chipmunk!"

When Cats Attack

Fear the fierce kitty!!! Hear his mighty roar! =D

Gymnastic Routine Takes a Turn For The Worst

These guys are going places! Too bad it's not America's Got Talent, but still... they're going places! Haha.

Future House

I want this house! "I will murder you!" line is quite possibly the best part of this video, hahah