Friday, May 7, 2010

Hilarious Street Prank!

I'd probably freak out too, but the reactions of these people are priceless! Better them than me!

Bird Gets Bitch Slapped By A Whale

Take that!

Chuck Norris vs Lightning

Winner! You don't mess with the Chuck!

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Porsche vs Mustang NEMESIS!!!!!

The more you watch this video, the funnier it gets! Throughout the whole race, the Porsche driver wants nothing more than to beat the crap out of the 'Stang, hahaha


Dancing puppet - Marioneta bailarina

The puppet has some moves! Pretty cool.

Scadusher (Read description)

This has win written all over it! I'll need to try these moves on the ladies =P Haha. Dork...

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Fact of Life:

True story!

Iraqie Girl and US Soldier

Things you wouldn't see from the media regarding the war... This is one of them. Despite what people say and want you to believe, we ARE making a difference and people over there ARE appreciative of their effort! God Bless our Troops!

Doctor's Know Best

What he says makes sense!

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Axis of Awesome - 4 Four Chord Song (with song titles)

This group, Axis of Awesome, truly is awesome! They demonstrate that every song uses the same 4 chords and it's true! Hopefully they tour in America so that I can see them! Also, check out the Australian Jack Black! Hahaha


Submitted by: Ivan

Rubik's Cube Mosaic

David Alvarez creates a mosaic of The Joker using only Rubik's cubes! Pretty slick. Ivan, you just got served! ;)

Owned Compilation #1

I love a good fail video and this has plenty of it! The horse back flip was seriously the best!

Monday, May 3, 2010

Funny Bloopers of Stupid People

You always need to laugh at stupid people!

Vortex Cannon! - Bang Goes the Theory Preview - BBC One

This is pretty sick! I'd love to have one of these!

Bratty Kids Prank

I'm pretty sure this is fake, but if it's not, this is pure GENIUS! Stupid bratty kids >_<

#777977 +(12796)- [X]
Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.
Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the ****ing skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little ****’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little **** he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “****! ****!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “****! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! ****!.” By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid.
Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m ****ING HIV POSITIVE.”
And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just ****ed up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my **** from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the **** she is.
I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.