Impossible motion: magnet-like slopes

Total mind-f*ck! Pretty cool illusion!

Submitted by: Glynn

Wedding Proposal with Toronto Magician Dan Trommater

This pretty much puts every other proposal to shame! Well done, Arvin and Dan! I tip my hat to you guys!

Parent's 3 Wishes

Best. Dad. Ever!

Believe in Yourself

This man fails life. He's a true contender for the Darwin Award!

Guitar: Bumble (Flight of the Bumblebee in Stop Motion by MysteryGuitarMan)

A pretty epic stop-motion video of a guy, MysteryGuitarMan, playing Flight of the Bumblebee. A must see!

Mickey Mouse Trap

He's been caught, but he'll never be forgotten!

Work Stress

Yeah, there are days I feel like this!

Guy Goes After Gunman with a Chair

...And wins! Fear the chair!

Welcome to Glendale

This is so very true! Sadly, I've done this before... Today to be exact! Haha.

Batman Kitty

Aww, it's Sasha Comilang! Jerry, stop torturing him!

German Kids on a Merry-Go-Round

I can't stop laughing from this! This has got to be the most brilliant idea EVER!!!

Worst Wedding DJ EVER!

Or possibly the best ever! However, I don't think the chick was impressed, haha.

Unicycle Fail

Total double whammy! Poor kid just experienced a night in jail!

Google Chrome Speed Tests

Pretty cool speed tests. VERY random, but cool =)

Submitted by: Glynn

Ironing Man

A pretty hysterical parody of the first Iron Man movie and since the sequel was just released, it's a perfect time to watch this, haha. Major kudos to TheFigmentFilms for coming up with this!

Submitted by: Janelle

Involuntary Tag

Hmm, sounds like a wicked game to me! I'm it! =D

Submitted by: Janelle

Walk on water (Liquid Mountaineering)

I so want to try this out! Who wouldn't want to be able to walk on water?!?!

Darth Vader's recording for TomTom GPS - behind the scenes

James Earl Jones is recording his Darth Vader voice for TomTom GPS! How awesome is that?!

Submitted by: Glynn

Jedi A-holes

Two Jedi's go around town causing mayhem! I love it! Haha.

Lego Matrix Trinity Help

Pretty cool way to use Lego's and as movie props.

Falling Object Beat

This guy person creates a pretty cool beat using the sounds of falling objects. Way too much free time on his/her hands, but it's awesome!

Indian lady singing We Will Rock You

Prepare to laugh out loud with this one! Why are Indian's so hilarious?!?!

Rachel Bilson's Deleted Sex Scene

Do you think this is a body double? Hmm... Haha. I can't imagine being the guy that went through with fondling the body double >_<

Submitted by: Ivan

The Secret Mission of the Terminator

I knew the Terminators had a greater purpose than going after John Connor!

Submitted by: Eugene

Awesome T-Shirt

Somebody needs to buy me this shirt! It's total awesomeness!

Submitted by: RoyLyn

Hilarious Street Prank!

I'd probably freak out too, but the reactions of these people are priceless! Better them than me!

Bird Gets Bitch Slapped By A Whale

Take that!

Chuck Norris vs Lightning

Winner! You don't mess with the Chuck!

Porsche vs Mustang NEMESIS!!!!!

The more you watch this video, the funnier it gets! Throughout the whole race, the Porsche driver wants nothing more than to beat the crap out of the 'Stang, hahaha

Dancing puppet - Marioneta bailarina

The puppet has some moves! Pretty cool.

Scadusher (Read description)

This has win written all over it! I'll need to try these moves on the ladies =P Haha. Dork...

Fact of Life:

True story!

Iraqie Girl and US Soldier

Things you wouldn't see from the media regarding the war... This is one of them. Despite what people say and want you to believe, we ARE making a difference and people over there ARE appreciative of their effort! God Bless our Troops!

Doctor's Know Best

What he says makes sense!

Axis of Awesome - 4 Four Chord Song (with song titles)

This group, Axis of Awesome, truly is awesome! They demonstrate that every song uses the same 4 chords and it's true! Hopefully they tour in America so that I can see them! Also, check out the Australian Jack Black! Hahaha

Submitted by: Ivan

Rubik's Cube Mosaic

David Alvarez creates a mosaic of The Joker using only Rubik's cubes! Pretty slick. Ivan, you just got served! ;)

Owned Compilation #1

I love a good fail video and this has plenty of it! The horse back flip was seriously the best!

Funny Bloopers of Stupid People

You always need to laugh at stupid people!

Vortex Cannon! - Bang Goes the Theory Preview - BBC One

This is pretty sick! I'd love to have one of these!

Bratty Kids Prank

I'm pretty sure this is fake, but if it's not, this is pure GENIUS! Stupid bratty kids >_<

#777977 +(12796)- [X]
Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.
Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the ****ing skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little ****’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little **** he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “****! ****!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “****! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! ****!.” By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid.
Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m ****ING HIV POSITIVE.”
And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just ****ed up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my **** from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the **** she is.
I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.

Team Celebrates Too Early & Loses Basketball Game

Team White scores a 3 pointer and they're up with only 0.6 seconds left in the game... Team Black throws up a prayer shot and BAM! Epic FAIL! Hahaha

As Seen on TV - a tribute to doing it wrong

An awesome tribute to average American's! Haha. The chick trying to crack an egg with the fork... That had me rolling!

Android vs iPhone

When you see it, you'll shit bricks! Look closely ;)

Old Man Dancing At CES 2009! Funny!!

This guy is a major pimp AND he has better dance moves than me (that's not saying much, but still, he's pretty damn good!)

Funny Hair ADD...

I was so not expecting that, but I do like this guys' moves! I'll definitely need to try it out!

Submitted by: Eugene

Crazy Baby Shuffle

What. The. Super Fuck!? Is this kid possessed?! Somebody, please explain this craziness to me!!!

Gay Test

He definitely failed! Haha

Requested by: Glynn

Baby Loading

This is truly a shirt for any geek mom out there! Pretty kickass!

Submitted by: RoyLyn

Hory Shet!

I'd be very intimated by this person!

Piano stairs - TheFunTheory.com - Rolighetsteorin.se

Here's a great way to get Americans in shape! Turn all our boring stairs into awesome piano keys! Yeahhh! In all serious though, this is a pretty neat idea and the results are awesome!

Russian Bike Trick (With subtitles)

This is quite possibly the best trick ever! This guy is a major winner! Hahah

Wazzup Sexy Bike Crash

So I don't think he got the girl after this... Epic fail!

Get Up! Get Active! With Glendale Adventist

If you ever wondered what it was like to work at Glendale Adventist Medical Center, here's a small glimpse! Fun, huh? Definitely the place to be!

Amazing Fire Illusion!

Pretty cool illusion including a camera and lit candles. I wasn't expecting this at all!

Sismo Mexicali 7.2 Abril 2010 - Alberca de Hotel Centro Civico -

Starts off slow, but once the shaking climax's, it gets pretty epic! I think it would've been crazy fun to be in the pool when this was happening! Haha

Android running on iPhone!

This is why I love the iPhone so much! Not because of that douche, Steve Jobs, but because of how robust the device can be once given to the hacking community! Jailbroken iPhone's are the way to go! I'd love to have a dual-boot system like this! Major kudos to you, planetbeing, for being able to come up with this, and to those who have helped move this project forward =)

Source: Android running on iPhone! | By: planetbeing, Linux on the iPhone

I've been working on this quietly in the background. Sorry about the initial video quality, but YouTube promises that the quality will get better as the video gets processed more. The back part of the version I uploaded to Vimeo was cut off.

I think that says it all, really. Donations via paypal to planetbeing at gmail.com. If you'd like to help, come join #iphonelinux on irc.osx86.hu.

Thanks to CPICH for reversing support, harmn1, posixninja, jean, marcan and saurik for patches, and last but not least, TheSeven for his work on the FTL.

Pre-built images and sources at http://www.mediafire.com/?xqjzn12igfn. Read the README. For generic openiboot instructions, there's plenty now that you can search for.

It should be pretty simple to port forward to the iPhone 3G. The 3GS will take more work. Hopefully with all this groundwork laid out, we can make Android a real alternative or supplement for iPhone users. Maybe we can finally get Flash. ;)

EDIT: Apparently on some iPhones, the installation of openiboot appears to be failing. This is being investigated (I can't reproduce it on my own phone), but meanwhile you can just do a "tethered boot". In openiboot console, don't install but do !zImage, kernel, !android.img.gz, ramdisk, boot "console=tty root=/dev/ram0 init=/init rw" (after installing the other images to the second partition).

Master of Disguise - Chatroulette

Oh Chatroulette, how I love thee! Now even Superheroes are joining in this new internet rage =D

Wasted Guy vs Flip Flop

Who would've thunk that flippy floppies would be so difficult to put on!

Submitted by: Eugene

Big Mistake (bashes up two guys due to al little sumfing)

This is why you never mess with someone wearing full Adidas attire! At 23 seconds, hilarity ensues, hahah

Submitted by: Ivan

THE SPORTING BLOG - Brian Kownacki Leaps The Catcher

This guy is MVP for LIFE! He Superman'd right over the Catcher!!! You're guaranteed to keep watching this over and over to see if he made it or not ;)

Submitted by: Ivan

Stealth Dog Stops Robbery

Get 'em boy!

octopus steals my video camera and swims off with it (while it's Recording)

Pretty cool story of an octopus playing thief with a divers camera! I'd be freaking out!

Obama Urkel

Genius! It'll be an interesting 3 more years >_<

Submitted by: Ivan

[Demotivational] - /b/LACK UP

For some reason, this has me rolling, haha.

steering the baby

This always cracks me up! Even though the mom is a complete dumbass for doing this, I still laugh =P

[Demotivational] - Girl Ninjas

*drools* I wouldn't mind!

[Demotivational] - The Fan Fell On Our Baby

Sounds like something I'd do!

One Year Later...

Yesterday marked the one year anniversary of me starting this blog. I can't believe I've kept it up for a year (that's what she said, hey-ohhh!). I just wanted to thank the devoted fans who provide me with content to post up and who visit this site often. All 5 of you are awesome! Hahah. Let's continue to spread the word to our bored friends and family. Nobody should go through the day without a smile on their face ;) Thanks again for showing some interest in this little hobby of mine! Hopefully I don't disappoint!

DAN the MAN

Have you ever wondered what happens after you save the Princess in video games? Well, look no further! studioJOHO demonstrates the hardships the hero has to go through when the Princess ends up living with him. Poor guy!

Submitted by: RoyLyn

Baseball Fan Plays Baseball

Now this is a devoted fan!

Ke$ha - Tik Tok Parody (CHATROULETTE VERSION)

Chatroulette is becoming more and more popular! I love it! Youtube user, dominator005,creates this parody of Ke$ha's song "Tik Tok" and rocks out with random people all around the world. Some of the facial expressions are hysterical! Hahaha

The Obama Talking Bullshitter Doll

I'd buy this!

Pencil Sharpener

So that's how this device works! It all makes sense now!

Masterpieces in 3D

Everything is so much cooler in 3D! Now I can fully understand and appreciate master art pieces! Hahaha...

Submitted by: Glynn

5Axis Machining cnc [www.disn.co.jp] 5Achs DMG/HyperMILL

A pretty wicked machine that carves out a helmet from a block of aluminum. The amount of intricate detail is pretty damn amazing!

Submitted by: Glynn

Rubi-Bra

This is just for Ivan! No bra would be able to withstand his sneaky fingers, muahaha!

Submitted by: Eugene

NEO-GEO Music Video

For all the Retro gamers out there, be sure to check this out! This guy is hilarious! Haha

Submitted by: Glynn

[Demotivational] - Cocaine

Even dogs need to experience the high-life! Haha.

The P-P-Platypus Song

Strangely catchy! I have no idea why, but it is! Ahhh... get out of my headdd >_<

Techno Dance...

These guys are crazy good! It's amazing with how in-sync they are with each other!

Owner and dog having fun at the beach

ROFL! This is seriously the best commentating I've ever heard!

Mega Piranha Trailer (Official)

Awhile back I intro'd you to Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus, now I bring you to Mega Piranha! Who wants to watch this with me?!?! Haha, oh B movies... How I love your cheesiness!

PIXELS

A pretty cool change of view of what it would be like living in the PIXEL video game era.

Submitted by: Eugene

The Making of You

It's funny now, but wait until you find your parents home video... >_< Hahah!

Big Difference

Can you find what's wrong with this picture? =P

Logan, the Sky Angel Cowboy

Here's a good way to start the Sabbath. It's guaranteed to make you emotional. If it doesn't, you're a robot...

Skateboard Nut Shot

You can hear the sex change happening! It's proof he broke his penis >_<

The Rock's Pokemon

Gotta catch'em all! Haha

LEGO Sequential Gearbox (7+R) on a Bugatti Veyron 16.4

This guy is my HERO! A LEGO Bugatti with real functioning gears! How awesome is that?!

Submitted by: Eugene

Love At First Sight

So I'm driving back home from work and what do I see? The Blow Job van meeting the Ferrari Fuck! As the Ferrari driver and I continued down the street, he pulled into a liquor store and pretty much his car was tagged on all sides... Has to be one of his ex-gay lovers... has to be, haha. Only in Glendale would you see this happen! Sucks though...

Batman...?

Is that you??? Nope =P

The Guild - Do You Wanna Date My Avatar

This is pretty much tailored to all the gamers out there who play MMORPG's. The song is pretty catchy!

Submitted by: Reko

The Duck Song

Cute song! You'll definitely be humming this in your head for the rest of the day ;)

Volleyball Spike To The Face

The instant replay is what makes the video awesome, haha.

Old Spice | Flex

Terry Crew's Old Spice commercial... It can't get any better than this! Building Kick! Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-power! ROFL!!! Be sure to check out the other two commercials he has going; Old Spice | Blocker and Old Spice | Punch

Submitted by: RoyLyn

Harvard Sailing Team - Boys Will Be Girls

The HSTSketchComedy group throws together this parody of men acting like women. Sorry ladies, but this is pretty spot on! Haha. "Bestie's with testie's!" ROFL!

Contestant Can't Add

That's an epic fail! She'll never be going to Vegas with her friends, haha. But the real issue is that we found out what Carlton has been doing ever since Fresh Prince! Mystery solved! =D

Team Fortress 2 - Law Abiding Engineer

This is wicked awesome! It has some of the best video-editing I've ever seen! Simply amazing. A definite must see!

Submitted by: RoyLyn

Perpetuum Jazzile - Africa

One of the best A Capella songs out there! This is Toto's Africa by Perpetuum Jazzile, performed live at Vokal Xtravaganzza 2008 (October 2008) - arranger Tomaž Kozlevčar. The rain and thunder sounds is just incredibly accurate! Be sure to turn up the volume because the beginning is pretty soft.

Submitted by: Janelle

Did you know...

Probably old, but very interesting statistics! However, the end is awesome!

Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not.

If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.

If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there.

If he decides to have a 5-minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it.

He makes $7,415/hour more than minimum wage.

If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours.

If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $200 every second.

He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round.

He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100-meter dash in the Olympics, and about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon.

This year, he'll make more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined.

Amazing isn't it?

However...

If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 500 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has at this very moment.

Game over. Nerd wins.